Score: 10

"Wow, the untold story!"

submission: Gaylord of the rings

date: April 16, 2008

Finally, some more proof of Sam and Frodo's intense relationship being killed by Frodo's backstabbing ex-boyfriend Gollum. This accurate documentary furthermore proves that Gollum brought Frodo to Shelob the spider in an attempt to subdue Frodo with her venomous "roofie" stinger so Gollum could have his way with Frodo lubricating him constantly in a vast arrray of spider silk and orc saliva.

I laughed, I cried, I puked on my keyboard when Gollum beat his meat with the one ring to pleasure them all. Sauron, Isildur, Bilbo, Gollum's boyfriend, Frodo, Sam and Gollum all pleasured themselves to the magnificent, seameny, ring of power, and the STD's only increased the intensity. FIVE!

Score: 10

"I came myself!!!!!!"

submission: Bioshlock 2

date: February 13, 2008

OMG that splicer video was soooooo hawt and I still don't understand how clubbing seals helps Sylvester Stallone win boxing matches.

This video is much better than original and if you don't vote five your parents will kick you off ng. <3<3

Score: 10

"OMG!"

submission: Wow That Sucks#01

date: October 2, 2007

That vagina is chafing! Get some jizz on it before it bursts into flames.

Sssssssssssssss...thats better.

Score: 10

"How can two women do it, unless they scissor..."

submission: [KK] Scissor Me Timbers

date: October 1, 2007

Crazy? This isn't crazy.
THIS IS LESBOS!!

Oh Japanapes. :D

Score: 10

"I must buy one of those albums."

submission: Afro_Stud - The Album

date: May 14, 2007

That music made sweet female juices leak out of my very ears!

Stick a candle in muffin and blow him out for your birthday.

Score: 10

"The captain is not gay!"

submission: 300 QUEERS

date: April 13, 2007

He looked about as hawt as Marcus with his big juicy tits. Maybe the Spartans should tie belts around their dicks just like the Locusts so they can please their Dinogreekfag women.

Great job Johnny, but come on, every military man wants to see two of his soldiers rubbing wood once in a while, it doesn't prove that he's queer.

Score: 10

"Bravo!"

submission: \\\\\\\\\\\||||||||||###a

date: March 17, 2007

I haven't seen the Barney Bunch in ages, and it's great to have the pleasure of protecting your flashes again.

Dexter played the lead role quite well but I am sad to see that Drew Pickles did not show his wonderful face.

Score: 10

"A classic!"

submission: Prelude to Badger IV

date: February 27, 2007

Badger starts out by taking his pimpin wheels for a spin and decides he needs to buy some liquor to keep his bitches in line. The korean people in the shop give him a hard time and put him in a bad position. He takes no shit. After wasting the bastards he goes for a cruise runnin from them fuzz. He kills an innocent african american trying to get his fried chicken and ends his day by playing some b-ball on da court.

Later an innocent bird is mutilated because he didn't pay his taxes.

Badger then encounters a few of the locusts. He pwns them in a brutal battle as Dom, Cole, and that blue-eyed bitch Baird go on fighting for their lives. He sheds a tear for those lost lives.

After a hot montage with zekey and tremclad Badger shows who the true dancer is.

Dolphin rape becomes visible as clocks have some hawt bumsex.

Badger takes yet another trip into space and finds the cure to murder but it was too late for the blue man to be shanked by that rasist blue hating squirrel.

Zekey and Badger break up and after much deliberation have even more of that hawt bumsex. A nice conclusion.

Score: 6

"decent..."

submission: Solitare:SSW

date: January 13, 2007

I can see you have a lot of talent and you will succeed greatly in flash.

The aces:
1. understanding of actionscript
2. good graphics
3. easy to understand

The duces:
1. no sound
2. not finished
3. i've played solitaire too many times in my days and found it not much different then playing it on windows.

If you look at this ok flash and learn from it you will come out on top in a few months.

Score: 10

"A very good example."

submission: Snake Classic

date: December 7, 2006

Most snake games really suck because they are so repetitive and I thought I was gonna blam it when I saw the title. This is THE BEST DAMN SNAKE GAME YET. Graphics were awesome, very stylish, and it was of course, interactive. The sound was a bit annoying but this is a snake game and it fits. Although you had no violence and humor, believe me, you don't need it.

Everyone should look at this before you think of submitting another one because this takes the cake.