Score: 10

"Wow, the untold story!"

submission: Gaylord of the rings

date: April 16, 2008

Finally, some more proof of Sam and Frodo's intense relationship being killed by Frodo's backstabbing ex-boyfriend Gollum. This accurate documentary furthermore proves that Gollum brought Frodo to Shelob the spider in an attempt to subdue Frodo with her venomous "roofie" stinger so Gollum could have his way with Frodo lubricating him constantly in a vast arrray of spider silk and orc saliva.

I laughed, I cried, I puked on my keyboard when Gollum beat his meat with the one ring to pleasure them all. Sauron, Isildur, Bilbo, Gollum's boyfriend, Frodo, Sam and Gollum all pleasured themselves to the magnificent, seameny, ring of power, and the STD's only increased the intensity. FIVE!

Score: 10

"I came myself!!!!!!"

submission: Bioshlock 2

date: February 13, 2008

OMG that splicer video was soooooo hawt and I still don't understand how clubbing seals helps Sylvester Stallone win boxing matches.

This video is much better than original and if you don't vote five your parents will kick you off ng. <3<3

Score: 10

"OMG!"

submission: Wow That Sucks#01

date: October 2, 2007

That vagina is chafing! Get some jizz on it before it bursts into flames.

Sssssssssssssss...thats better.